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Reblog if you want a “why are you so…” in your ask.

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Okay so I got tagged by the bootylicious jimmyjamies

Rule one: Always post the rules.
Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.
Rule three: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

Okay, here we go then…

1) Are you a messy or clean person around the house?

Generally clean, I hate mess, but I’m guilty of being messy when I’m busy or rushed.

2) Do you own any extremely expensive jewellery such as diamonds or gold?

I have a gold watch and my dads signet ring, that’s it.

3) Have you ever been arrested?

No, but I have been ‘escorted’ home in the back of a police van.

4) What period of history would you like to live in?

So many different periods, but I think that’s because I romanticise them. Particularly the mid-1800’s, the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s…

5) How much fruit a week do you eat on average?

Not a ton to be honest, but I like to eat at least a piece of fruit a day, I’m on my 3rd apple right now.

6) What’s more important? Making a meeting or helping a stranger?

Depends on how important the meeting is. I’d help the stranger if it justified being late.

7) What’s your most exciting memory?

I have a lot of them, but what sticks out most recently is seeing Wicked for the first time in Melbourne.

8) If you had the chance what would you do if you met me?

9) What annoys you more? Missing a connection or being stuck in traffic?

Missing a connection - cars are comfortable spaces

10) Which of your followers has the most quality blog?

It is based on how fly the booty is

11) Have you ever gotten your way by bending someone with your sheer sexuality?

Yes.

MY QUESTIONS

1) Guilty pleasure/hobbies?

2) Personality trait/quality you’re secretly proud of?

3) Ever done something scandalous?

4) Drunkest you’ve ever been?

5) What do you fantasise about, sexual or non-sexual?

6) Do you have a go to place to hang out on a weekend? Do you and your friends have your own ‘Central Perk’?

7) Anything you’re looking forward to?

8) What do you want right now?

9) What would you like to do if we met up?

10) How do you wind down and relax?

11) Can you recall the best night out you’ve ever had?

AND MY VICTIMS ARE

bornthislol

jain-zar

dominickelback

amoreclassiccriminal

sassy-gay-man

lycanthropic

jesuschristpowerbottom

popedrop

arcticdragonites

daddies-purest-bitch

drunktrashcat

— Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via observando)

kwikemart:

i play music when im in the shower and sing my heart out and i get in and out of the shower like 50 times to change the song and my bathroom ends up flooded from all the water dripping off me but tbh: whom cares bc i am: living laughing and loving the entire shower experience

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

Life Goals = Barbra Streisand

(Source: trolltina)

pokephrases:

They just couldn’t.

pokephrases:

They just couldn’t.

#q
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
#q

Shiny Jirachi

Shiny Jirachi

(Source: west-sea-gastrodon)

#q
how to win a fight in anime

attack-on-ackerman:

1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4

#q

nightmareloki:

pomp-adourable:

fishysciencevoldemort:

self promo on tumblr like

Oh my fucking god

I CACKLED OHMUGID